{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
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{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
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